This is the last year i will be traveling full time, so my large roster of city stops will be diminishing very quickly. I have several more national tours and international spots, and can add others if we can iron out shooting terms asap.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME HERE unless you are replying directly to a travel notice or casting call of mine. All other messages should be sent directly to my email as instructed below for a timely response :)



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★★★Always on the look out for international sponsors & Commercial clients ★★★



♥Let's be honest: People shoot me because i'm cute, fun, anti-drama, silly & nerdy♥
♥My posing & emotive ability, affordability, drive & sellability are just fringe benefits.♥

♥Absurd employee of tortured artists & disgruntled business owners. mannequin of the imagination. Doll of the universal production. Industry relevant. cool person you should get to know. Worker for the masses. Leader of my colleagues. Whistle Bait. Ball of Claymore. Commercially Applicable. Possessor of neatness. Product Poser.♥

♥Not your average lady. not your typical model. I'm just a crazy gal with a give-em-hell attitude here to make pretty pictures for the world to enjoy long after i'm gone :)♥



★I come to every shoot SANS scars, tan lines, drama, bruises, self image issues, ego, bad acne, drugs, cellulite, stubble, hangovers, crappy tattoos, or a bad attitude.★

★I come to every shoot WITH base makeup, a toned body, good hair & wigs, imagination, food in my belly, mischief on my mind, creative ideas, clothing options.★

★I haz wigs if you don't like my hair, contacts if you don't like my eyes, spray makeup if you don't like my pores, shoes if you don't like my feet, bras if you don't like my boobs, and a sense of humor if you don't like my page :)★

a clear, well lit, in focus, photo of me w/o makeup, retouching, hair product, trickery, etc.



My standard MM member rate quote is $100/hr with a 2 hr minimum in florida, 3 hr minimum elsewhere in the us, and 4 hr minimum internationally.
♥longer bookings, long term clients, promotional work, event hosting, stock images, event shooting, guaranteed tearsheets, etc. will be less.♥
♥ eroticism, video, or extensive labor, preparation, traveling, scripts, commercial campaigns, etc will be more.♥

♥U can always find someone willing to do more for less, but a bargain in price is rarely the best deal in quality. Your time and sanity are more valuable than a couple bills.♥

♥I do not Trade my time for port images. I do not TFP in the rain, I would not TFCD on a train. I will not do TF* at all and will not change this if you call. ♥



★FOR NEW CLIENTS: I will require a $25 deposit for bookings 2-4 weeks in advance, $50 for 4-8 weeks, $75 for 8-12 weeks and Any further notice will be $100.★

★I understand if you have to cancel/reschedule but i require notice in order to rebook.
With 4-7 days notice i will expect $25. 2-4 days $50. less than 48hrs $75. If you give me less than 24hrs notice i will expect $100 to my paypal oriasbastet @gmail★

Respect mah authoritah or ye shall be walkin the plank with this angry nerd at your back



♥I DO NOT SHOOT sexual acts or anything forcefully explicit! fun & flirty only :)♥

♥My limits for video are higher than for photos because i cannot control angle as much so expect me to keep my bottoms on.♥

♥RESPECT my limits, or DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200♥

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★I have an extensive resume of websites, magazines, promotional material, advertisement campaigns, billboards, galleries, b-budget movie roles, workshop teaching, event hosting, Live performance, Product spokes-modeling, etc. IF you want some specifics, please ask. ★



I am severely antisocial. Mediocrity frightens me
Just because we've met, talked, got along, or are friends doesn't mean you
could use me for your free project labor... that's just rude!
My "Stupid" Tolerance is rock bottom (where it was born and raised)
I'm an advocate to forced sterilization of delusion (can't have that procreating further)
My Diva Facilitation ratio is in the negative with no signs of shifting
I DO NOT CHANGE MY LIMITS for any amount of money or for anyone or anytime
I believe in aborting bad ideas before they become everyone's financial responsibility
I don't pretend to be the best model ever and worth selling your car to shoot with
I just simply think we could help eachother out and have fun together
since when are drugs professional currency in this community? I missed the memo
My passion for idiocracy is a figment of your imagination
My existence is not to stroke your fragile ego or build up your confidence
I do not feel that i have had my fill of cowbell
Prostitution should be legal to weed out fictitious models and producers
I do tricks for jerky. (sorry, my dog stole my keyboard)
This is not your "full time job" if you have another one or someone else pays your bills
False fronts of professionalism and income and ability make me giggle
I don't require pay because i think i'm better than you, i simply cannot pay my
landlord with dirty pics, she's a total prude!
Properly constructed and implemented Eugenics is the only hope for mankind
There is nothing more adequate than a good train wreck to cure boredom
Poke me and i will wait for 6 years then find you in an alley and poke you harder
you're supposedly a professional? Then you can afford a test shoot on your
professional salary for faith towards potential future collaborations
Looking for integrity, honor, loyalty, courage, & honesty? Me too, lets team up
Looking for a mother? Eat your beans!
Need exclusive content? I I will sign contracts for niche topics
Looking for a girlfriend? I already have one and she's cuter than you ;P
I don't ask for pay because i don't feel you would be worth my time, i ask for it
to put food in my belly. you wouldn't like me when i'm hungry! i BITE!
Are you looking to join someone for a photo road trip? HOORAY! pm me
Looking for Awesome? You're Welcome :)
Bizarre/taboo/gore/sacreligious/etc. themes interest you? let's do it!
I have rates because i'm a professional. You can choose to pay them because
you're also a professional or just professionally awesome!
Allergic to fun on set? prepare to die

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This is not the page you were looking for :waves hand:, this is way cooler and the complete coolness of the situation shall sink in when you least expect it... i'll wait :)