- This will never sell
- Nobody in their right mind would even think of this
- Where do you find these people?
- You’re wasting your life away
- It’s been 10 years, haven’t you had enough?
- What kind of Idiot spends every dime he has keeping this stupid thing going?
- There is a reason nothing like this has ever been tried before

These are the questions and comments I faced for 10 years of my life in Hollywood.

After Comedy Central made my comedy project into the highest rated movie to ever play on its channel the comments changed a little.

“This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen” - Howard Stern
“When I have a home party this is the movie I play for my friends” -Quentin Tarentino
“Your movie is brilliant” - Eminem
“I’d love to be part of the sequel” - Johnny Knoxville
“You are the craziest white boys ever” - Paul Mooney


In 1993 my partner and I set out for Hollywood with one simple goal, to create something that had never been done before. Good luck with that !!!!!!!!!

After 10 long years of a near lethal combination of exhilaration and frustration Jimmy Kimmel saw what every other movie executive didn’t- a vein of Hollywood that hadn’t been tapped before. We achieved our goal.

I have now been a professional photographer for 4 years. It has been a slow process of learning my craft and now it’s time to start applying it. Even though I’m retired from the movie business the drive that kept me going all those years is still burning strong in my gut.

I want to create art that has never been done before. Good luck with that !!!!

I know, I’ve heard it all before.

Windy City Heat, the movie that was made from my comedy project, has been called “the greatest practical joke ever played”. I wonder what they’ll say about my photography 10 years from now?

Stay tuned.